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MOV Spike vs Fritz the Cat.Spike relaxed in his beanbag chair blowing deeply into his joint “ahh man, sure is good to get those elements crap outa my nose and be back here at NYU with my best friends Towelie and Spongebob!”
Towelie nodded his head “yeah man” as he puffed his own joint “I just love getting high, ain’t no feeling like it man”
Spongebob blew deeply into his own joint “yeah ahahahaha, getting stoned with my best buds spike and Towelie is much better than sittin around with all those fish!”
“Oh Shit!” Spike said frustratingly as he hit his head with his hand “It’s the fuckin 10th, and we still don’t have a ride to the damned Phish concert!”
Towelie puffed some more of his joint “no man, I texted Fritz an hour ago and he’s giving us a ride!”
“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit, you fuckin texted Fritz?! I don’t wanna hang out with that fuckin pretentious douchebag!”